teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
have you ever listened to classic rock
how to kiss boy:
- cup his face gently
- get v close to his ear. let ur breath tickle his ear.
- sticK BOYS EAR IN2 UR MOUTH
- ScREam “YOU WIL L REMEMBER ME FOr CENuRIeS”
hollypaw battle training with cloudtail, but no matter what she does she can’t get the move right, she just keeps falling, sprawling clumsily onto her belly and the other apprentices laugh at her. she runs to lionblaze, tears in her eyes saying, “i’m sorry dad, i’m nothing like your sister. i’ll never be a warrior as good as her, i don’t deserve to be named after hollyleaf!”
lionblaze just pulls his daughter close, whispering “you sound just like hollyleaf.”
changed my url back because once again i am muse trash