posted 8 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:40 am with 215 notes
http://killzonemap.tumblr.com/post/98208065657/imagineyuorotp-imagine-your-otp-wanting-to-know
posted 8 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:39 am with 5,805 notes

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

posted 8 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:22 am with 64,794 notes

thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

posted 8 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:22 am with 40,761 notes

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

posted 9 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:17 am with 15,555 notes

ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

posted 9 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 1:13 am with 3,153 notes

tricky-stump:

how to kiss boy:

  1. cup his face gently
  2. get v close to his ear. let ur breath tickle his ear.
  3. sticK BOYS EAR IN2 UR MOUTH
  4. ScREam “YOU WIL L REMEMBER ME FOr CENuRIeS
  5. run
posted 9 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 12:51 am with 7,675 notes
Reblog if you are a BIRD NERD or if your friend is a BIRD NERD
posted 9 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 12:46 am with 58 notes

rainswept-flower:

hollypaw battle training with cloudtail, but no matter what she does she can’t get the move right, she just keeps falling, sprawling clumsily onto her belly and the other apprentices laugh at her. she runs to lionblaze, tears in her eyes saying, “i’m sorry dad, i’m nothing like your sister. i’ll never be a warrior as good as her, i don’t deserve to be named after hollyleaf!” 

lionblaze just pulls his daughter close, whispering “you sound just like hollyleaf.”

officialbrightheart »» map-ofthe-problematique

changed my url back because once again i am muse trash

posted 9 hours agoSep 23, 2014, 12:42 am with 294 notes

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